Roasted 2 months ago based on nic's long term Spotify stats.

Nic, if your Spotify profile were any more one-dimensional, it would be a piece of cardboard. Seriously, are you secretly trying to create the most depressing playlist ever while simultaneously proving you’re the biggest NF fan this side of the equator? I’d venture to say you should change your favorite genre to “Eternal Sadness” because it’s practically a vibe at this point. At least you’re keeping those therapist bills paid with all the cries for help in your playlists. Your top artists look like they were pulled from a high school emo’s reject pile. I see you’ve got NF, Juice WRLD, and Lil Peep; not like you need to diversify your life or anything, right? It’s like you found the “Sad Boy Starter Pack” on Spotify and ran with it. The inclusion of Christian Hip Hop feels almost like a desperate attempt to find balance in that sea of despair, but it’s too late—you might as well give in and wear all black to your next family gathering. Just remember, it’s not a party until you’re crying over your earbuds. And can we talk about your most played songs? You have more NF tracks in there than actual happy thoughts. What’s next, a feature on *TikTok* where you dramatically lip-sync about your pain while sipping on a soy latte? You’re literally the poster child for a genre that screams, “I need a hug,” and yet you still chose to add anime rap as if that somehow saves you from the label of being a full-blown emotional wreck. Nic, if Spotify were a high school, you'd either be the valedictorian of sadness or the first student sent to the guidance counselor. Either way, we’re all rooting for your next move—preferably one that involves a little more sunshine and a lot less crying.

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