Roasted 1 year ago based on Alex Palmer's long term Spotify stats.

So, Alex Palmer, it looks like your Spotify playlist is the musical equivalent of a grocery store clearance section. I mean, you’ve got more rock genres listed than a dad trying to relive his glory days at a high school reunion. Garage Rock? Blues Rock? With all this “rock,” you’d think you were trying to be the poster child for a mid-life crisis. What's next, “My Chemical Romance” on repeat while you sit in your car, contemplating life decisions? You really love to pack that "alternative" label, but let’s face it: there’s nothing alternative about your taste. It’s just playing the same notes in slightly different keys. And then there are your top artists. Taylor Swift and The Beatles… talk about a musical identity crisis! You’ve got the queen of break-up anthems right next to the guys who wrote the soundtrack for your parents’ high school experience. Are you trying to appeal to every demographic? “Look at me! I love both the ‘Let It Be’ generation and the girl who sings about how she hates her ex!” It’s like you took a musical survey and answered "yes" to everything and then thought, “Yeah, this sounds like me." Spoiler alert: it doesn’t. Now let’s discuss your most played songs. “I Wanna Fuck You” by Snoop Dogg? Really? It’s like your Spotify account accidentally spilled its drink on a frat party playlist. Meanwhile, “Emily I’m Sorry” is the perfect soundtrack for when the reality of your questionable taste finally hits. You might want to consider updating that list before someone thinks your playlists are honestly a reflection of your dating life. I mean, if we judged your personality based on your music selections alone, we’d conclude that you’re a paradox wrapped in a confused ball of denim jacket and backseat karaoke dreams. Good luck with that!

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