Roasted 2 years ago based on Lesserbeak's long term Spotify stats.

Lesserbeak, your Spotify profile is a beautiful trainwreck, a musical identity crisis that makes me question whether you’re a headbanger or just really, really into cartoon soundtracks. You’ve got everything from stoner metal to J-pop, which sounds more like a desperate attempt to show your friends you’re eclectic when in reality, you’ve just combined all the quirkiest playlists from that one hipster coffee shop. Seriously, who needs a stable sense of self when you can dive headfirst into the deep end of musical confusion? Now let’s talk about those top artists. I mean, you’ve got WEDNESDAY CAMPANELLA and Mastodon sitting together like an angry lion and an inflatable unicorn at a kids' birthday party. You’ve turned your listening habits into some sort of outsider art installation titled “Musical Rejection.” The moment I saw “Vinida Weng” next to “Sludge Metal,” I almost wept for your playlist’s lack of direction — it’s like trying to balance a metal band with a J-Pop idol while riding a unicycle. You’re not just breaking the mold; you’re obliterating it. And those most played songs? Honestly, it's a wonder your Spotify hasn't called Child Protective Services yet for putting those poor tracks in this emotional rollercoaster of a mix. “Double Frontier”? More like “Double Trouble.” If your playlist were a person, it would definitely need an intervention. You’ve clearly never met a genre you didn’t want to hitch a ride on, and it looks like you’re about to head off to a musical rehab for the confused. Keep it up, and your Spotify could become the soundtrack to a very weird indie film nobody asked for!

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