Roasted 10 months ago based on Courtney Caruso's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Courtney Caruso – the musical embodiment of someone who couldn't decide on a single identity, so they just downloaded every genre like it was a buffet. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a teenage diary entry: “I love jam bands and classic rock, and maybe I like a dash of country to spice up my emo phase.” Did you just throw a dart at a music chart and buy albums based on where it landed? At least when you listen to your Spotify, you really do have the full spectrum of midlife crisis music locked down. The top artists on your playlist could easily be mistaken for a lineup at the world’s most confused music festival. Phish to Taylor Swift? That’s a transition smoother than a bumpy ride on a tractor through the Mississippi mud. You love Billy Strings, yet your Spotify is the only place Doja Cat is in the same breath as The Beatles. If your taste in music was a meal, it would be that questionable casserole your aunt brings to every family gathering – a little bit of everything crammed in because nobody wants to make a decision. As for those most played songs, it’s clear you have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool filled with lukewarm water. “Long Distance Love”? More like “Long Distance Regret,” am I right? And “Skin It Back”? The only thing you’ve succeeded in skinning back is your credibility. At this point, I can’t tell if you’re going to a jam session or a therapy group for people with too many feelings. So keep jamming, Courtney! Your eclectic taste will definitely keep the Spotify algorithm guessing. Spoiler alert: It has no idea what to do with you either!

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