Roasted 3 months ago based on Kyc's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s give it up for Kyc, the king/queen of aesthetic musical confusion! Your Spotify profile looks like the last shopping spree of a sad teenager who wandered into a Hot Topic and left with every emotionally charged genre they could find. "Bedroom Pop"? More like "I’m-breaking-up-with-my-pillow" Pop. And J-Pop? What, were you expecting the world to suddenly become over-caffeinated and dance around like it’s a Saturday morning anime? Spoiler alert: it’s not. Your top artists read like a cry for help wrapped in flannel and enriched with an entitlement to feel hurt while actually never leaving your parents’ basement. Tyler, The Creator and Joji? Deep existential thoughts paired with questionable life choices, coming to you live from the safety of your little online world. Are you ready to invest in therapy or nah? Beabadoobee and Clairo are just a hop, skip, and nostalgic jump away from taking you from painfully relatable to disturbingly pitiful. Kudos for keeping that emo energy alive—I'll give that to you. It’s almost admirable how deeply you’ve committed to wallowing in your feels. And let’s not forget your most played songs, a cringe compilation of sadness set to lo-fi beats that probably has your Spotify Wrapped ending with a single tear and a recommendation to “seek help.” I get it, Kyc, you’re vibin’ hard with your 20-something emotional struggles while trying to convince us you’re a complex character in a coming-of-age movie. Newsflash: The only thing coming-of-age here is the collection of coloring books you keep hidden behind the veil of "indie" credibility. Here’s hoping you find some upbeat tunes soon, but knowing your taste, you’ll probably just wake up in the morning with an iPod full of regrets. Good luck!

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