Roasted 1 year ago based on nico's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Nico, you’ve got the most confusing Spotify profile since the dawn of streaming! K-Pop, K-Rap, K-Ballad—you’d think you’re on a quest to find the ultimate soundtrack for a melodramatic teen coming-of-age movie. If someone told me your passion for K-music was a black hole, I’d have to agree—it sucks you in and pulls in all kinds of random genres. Bedroom Pop? More like "I’m too socially anxious to leave my room, so here’s a playlist that sounds like I’m crying into my pillow." And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? SUMIN and tripleS must be wondering why exactly they’ve been given the privilege of occupying the same space as legends like Tyler, The Creator. One moment you’re feeling like a hip-hop connoisseur, and the next, you’re lost in a K-drama soundtrack. It's like if a confused millennial raided grandma's old vinyl collection and decided to start a band called "Identity Crisis." Honestly, the only thing stronger than your love for Kali Uchis is the existential dread radiating from your top tracks. Lastly, your most played songs look like a playlist from an indecisive first date who can’t settle on what mood they want to engage in. The only thing more unpredictable than your taste in music is your love life, judging by the emotional rollercoaster of SUMIN tracks you’ve been looping. “GOODBYE” and “BROKEN” should just be your personal anthem at this point. Remember, it’s okay to enjoy all these genres, but only if you promise to never play them in public—or at least get some good therapy first!

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