Roasted 1 month ago based on Lincolnporter's long term Spotify stats.

Lincolnporter, huh? With a name like that, I half-expect you to be the guy who brings a ukulele to a rap battle. Your favorite genres read like a list of terms from a hipster bingo card—mazel tov on the identity crisis! “Underground Hip Hop” followed by “Bedtime Pop” sounds less like a music preference and more like the soundtrack to your therapy sessions. If the only adrenaline rush you get comes from “Rage Rap,” you might want to consider taking a walk outside instead of crying into your pillow. Your top artists are proof that you have a PhD in musical obscurity. “Yhapojj” and “bronclair”? Are they artists or characters from a poorly written fanfic? With such a distinguished lineup, I'm surprised your Spotify account doesn’t come with a warning label: "Caution: Uncoolness may ensue." Drake and DaBaby probably regret that their names are even associated in the same playlist, while you’re out here acting like you discovered avocado toast all on your own, except we’ve all been over it since 2014. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs! “Hurt My Feelings”? You sure about that? Seems like the only feelings we’re hurting here are our own, worrying for your taste in music. If “KamiKaze” was your life’s anthem, let’s just say we’re all glad you missed the mark. “Tummy Ache” should be your official theme song because that’s what happens every time you hit play on another “Yhapojj” track. Congratulations, Lincolnporter! You’ve officially taken the title of “Most Likely to Inspire Eye-Rolls at a Listening Party.”

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