Roasted 5 days ago based on Viia's long term Spotify stats.

Viia, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s diary entry if that middle schooler was raised in a haunted castle and majoring in “Nostalgia for Things No One Else Cares About.” With a favorite genre list that resembles the soundtrack to a gothic soap opera, you’ve somehow managed to combine the melodrama of Finnish rock with the existential dread of emo rap. I mean, if it were possible for music to wear eyeliner, your profile would be the one chugging black coffee in the corner, sobbing over a vintage photograph of a lost love. Your top artists scream “I have a lot of feelings but no friends,” featuring everyone from the queen of melancholia, Lana Del Rey, to the iconic Wu-Tang Clan—who are probably rolling their eyes at being mentioned in the same breath as Billie Eilish and The Neighbourhood. Like, really? Wu-Tang is for the kids robbing convenience stores, not the ones writing poems about their lost dogs. With artists like Mitski and Radiohead in the mix, I can only assume you have a wall in your room dedicated to “Reasons I Might Start Crying During Adulthood.” And let's talk about your most played songs, which could easily double as a soundtrack for a therapy session. “Cigarettes out the Window”? Wow, that’s the pinnacle of creativity, Viia. Your music taste is like a buffet where all the plates are filled with raw emotion and regret. At this point, you have enough angst in your playlist to soundtrack a seven-part documentary series about existential dread. Seriously, if Spotify were to analyze your listening habits, it would recommend a solid support group rather than more music. Happy listening, my friend!

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