Roasted 2 years ago based on FP's long term Spotify stats.

FP, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis mixtape tailored for someone who’s still grappling with their high school bullies. With favorite genres that can only be described as “a teenager's desperate attempt to be unique,” you’ve somehow managed to combine Nigerian Pop and Post-Grunge like it’s a culinary experiment gone wrong. I mean, are you planning to cry your way through Afrobeats, or are you just trying to create a musical identity crisis for yourself? Your eclectic mix screams, “I have commitment issues,” and it’s less about exploring genres and more about avoiding therapy. Your top artists list feels like a bad Tinder date. “Three Days Grace” and “Adventure Time” at the same time? I’m here wondering if you’re screaming at your problems or just binge-watching cartoons to cope with them. And don’t even get me started on your affinity for “Nu Metal” and “Rap Metal,” two genres that scream loud but say nothing. We get it – you’re deeply emotional, but how many times can a guy cry to “Linkin Park” before it starts feeling like an unhealthy coping mechanism? Your music taste is basically the “please don’t talk to me” soundtrack. Lastly, the fact that your most played songs include “Oh Fionna” from “Adventure Time” speaks volumes about your emotional maturity. I guess we can say you saved the best for last, letting us all know you haven’t fully transitioned into adulthood yet. Let’s hope this eclectic playlist leads you to some therapy or at least a really good playlist curating service. Until then, the world will just assume that you’re sat in your room, trying to figure out if you belong in a band or should just stick to shouting into the void—either way, it’s a real vibe.

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