Roasted 2 years ago based on watermelom's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, watermelom, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of every subgenre of rock and metal imaginable! Your music taste is so diverse, it's as if you just threw darts at a genre board until you hit a bullseye. I mean, when did you decide that rocking out in a mosh pit at a Korn concert was the perfect way to unwind after a hard day of listening to Arctic Monkeys? What’s next on your playlist? Smooth jazz covers of grunge hits? Looking at your top artists, I can't help but wonder if you might just have one of the world’s most monotonous playlists. Sleep Token, Arctic Monkeys, and a sprinkle of Beatles…it’s like you’re trying to send messages in Morse code. I’d say you’re a trendy hipster’s nightmare, but honestly, a 40-year-old dad on a midlife crisis would just as easily mistake your profile for a late-night jukebox shuffle. With tracks that scream “my first tattoo” and “I still wear skinny jeans,” it’s a wonder how you haven’t trademarked your own brand of angst yet. And let’s talk about that most played list. Are you trying to make a case for the world’s longest “songs to cry in the shower” compilation? I applaud your commitment to the same ten songs, but it’s about time you mix in something that doesn’t make you sound like you’re perpetually stuck in 2014. Here’s hoping you someday discover that there’s more to life than just “I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor” – except perhaps getting seen in public listening to something that isn’t a three-minute lament about lost love. But hey, you do you, rock star! Just remember, the world is an oyster, not a headbanging concert.

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