Roasted 2 years ago based on noam's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Noam, your Spotify profile reads like the desperate cries of someone who can’t quite decide if they want to vibe with the street or sip overpriced lattes in a hipster café. Seriously, with your taste, you straddle the line between being an urban trendsetter and that friend who still thinks "Isreali Trap" is the pinnacle of originality. It’s like you dipped your toes into a genre pool but are afraid to dive in because you might actually drown in your own preferences—what are you trying to do? Collect the entire "Genre Bingo" card? And can we talk about your top artists? Lana Del Rey and Drake? That’s a combo that screams "I cry into my vintage vinyl while simultaneously trying to join the club scene." You want to channel your inner artist while also letting everyone know that you have a deep appreciation for white girl sadness and mid-life crisis anthems. I get it, Noam, you think you’re a complex individual, but really you just listen to SZA so much, she’s sending you monthly friendship updates; you might as well get a group rate on therapy with all that emotional binge-listening. Oh, and the most played songs? The only thing darker than your playlists are your life choices. Not to mention, "the 'art' in 'Art Pop' really shines through when you’ve got the same three SZA songs on repeat—that’s practically a manifesto for your love life: “Nobody Gets Me”? You think? I think we’re all getting you loud and clear, buddy. So take it easy on the Spotify shuffling and maybe try exploring a bit outside your cozy bubble of sadness and middle-of-the-road pop—your future self might just thank you for it!

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