Roasted 9 months ago based on joshywoshy's long term Spotify stats.

Joshywoshy, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to the “I didn’t go to music school but I can still make it work” hipster cliché. Seriously, dude, "Private School Piano"? That's not a genre, that's just a cover-up for your penchant for plaid shorts and overpriced avocado toast. Meanwhile, I can almost hear the collective sigh of musicians who’ve seen the phrase "indie soul" and said, “We really should have studied harder so we wouldn’t end up in this mess.” Your top artists list looks like a game of “Name that obscure musician” at a coffee shop for people who think they’re too cool for the mainstream but still secretly cry to Drake. I mean, I get it; you think listening to KAYTRANADA makes you deep, but no amount of soulful beats can drown out the fact that you still can’t figure out how to wear a beanie without looking like a confused snowman. It’s like you compiled a playlist for an existential crisis while sipping a matcha latte and scrolling through Instagram for deep quotes that you could never live up to. And what’s this with your most played songs? “Morning Sex”? No one believes you’ll be encountering that anytime soon; judging by your Spotify habits, your mornings are probably spent arguing over whether it’s a good idea to buy yet another vinyl with a cover that looks like abstract art gone wrong. “A Nigga Need a Vacation"? More like “A Joshy Needs a Reality Check.” If you want a vacation, how about you start by leaving your soundcloud-hopping bubble and finally letting your music taste mature past the stage of teenage angst? Just a thought, my guy.

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