Roasted 2 years ago based on Gaby Ertl's long term Spotify stats.

Gaby Ertl, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to an existential crisis in a hipster coffee shop. With favorite genres like "Alternative Emo" and "Art Pop," it’s clear that you took "being a cliché" as a personal challenge. Seriously, are you a walking BuzzFeed article? You probably sip on oat milk lattes while reciting the worst parts of your life as if they were spoken word poetry at an open mic night. Congrats on being the poster child for overpriced ironic T-shirts and misunderstood playlists. Now, let’s talk about those top artists. Chappell Roan? Really? You’ve got more Chappell Roan songs in your most played list than actual friends in real life. It's like you’re trying to defend yourself against a pop culture murder charge. And Lizzy McAlpine? Stop trying to act deep; we know you're just vibing on the surface while keeping your emotional baggage in a trendy tote. And don't even get me started on your love for Taylor Swift—your music taste screams, "I only date guys who look good in flannel and cry during *The Notebook*." But Gaby, the true pièce de résistance is your most played list dominated by songs with titles that read like cringe-inducing diary entries: "My Kink Is Karma"? Really? If your life were any more of a dramatic teen movie, the lead would be actively trying to scatter your playlist like it’s a breakup mixtape you never wanted to publish. So here’s your mission: embrace some actual variety in your music taste before your Spotify account is officially designated as the “melodramatic teenage girl” vault.

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