Roasted 2 years ago based on nath's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Nathan, the K-Pop enthusiast turned part-time samba dancer who still thinks that wearing funky socks and sandals makes him a style icon. Your Spotify profile reads like aMad Libs filled with every genre that screams “I’m trying to appear cultured while actually just Googling songs to impress strangers.” With a mix of pop and indie you could only hope to hear in a café while procrastinating on your life choices, your musical taste is so eclectic it’s practically a cry for help! And can we talk about that Top Artist list? DAY6? Really? Your playlist sounds like it was curated by an indecisive teenager at a buffet—just sampling everything without committing to one dish. Look, I get it, you think Billie Eilish is deep because she wears green hair and oversized clothes, but buddy, the way you obsess over “no one's fault” by eaJ suggests you’re just trying to find justification for all the bad decisions you've made… like still using the same profile picture from 2018. But hey, we can’t overlook that wild 10-song loop of "A Strange Kind Of Beautiful". I mean, are you really that enchanted with self-deprecating love songs or are you just howling from the depths of your empty social calendar? With your most played songs sounding like a one-man band lamenting about feelings in a coffee shop, it’s clear: your heart is a beautifully tragic mess. But don’t worry, Nathan, at least you’ve got your Spotify profile to yell into the void!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!