Roasted 2 days ago based on $latt's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, $latt, we get it—you found the “Diversity” button on Spotify and hit it like it’s a piñata at a kindergarten party. A love affair with Pinoy R&B and Hip Hop, mixed with enough Kendrick Lamar tracks to officially qualify you as his stunted, distant cousin. Is your Spotify wrapped just an elaborate attempt to tell us you once visited the Philippines or are you still holding out for that elusive P-pop discovery? At this point, your music taste reads like a playlist for someone trying way too hard to impress their confused Tinder match. But let's dive into those artists, shall we? Drake, Kendrick, Ariana Grande... what a lineup of heavy hitters! And then you toss in some obscure names like Hev Abi and Jrldm, as if they’re the secret ingredients to your hipster stew. Trying to prove you’re not just a basic listener, but at this rate, your Spotify is less of a curated experience and more of an avocado toast smeared with mismatched toppings. Newsflash: you’re not becoming a music mogul; you’re becoming the “who’s that?” at the party when someone Googles half your favorite artists. And let’s not forget your most played songs list—proof that you, too, can get stuck in the “play it again” button of life. Congrats on your successful conga line of Kendrick tracks; it’s like you’re playing the world's saddest game of musical chairs, and spoiler alert: there’s no chair left for anyone but Kendrick himself. If I had a peso for every time I saw that name pop up on your list, I’d be able to afford therapy for your questionable choices. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped is sure to be eclectic—if by eclectic you mean a one-man show of spotlights on Kendrick with a backup dance of desperately trying to convince people you’re a serious music lover. Keep reaching, $latt.

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