Roasted 8 months ago based on Kaleb Seek's long term Spotify stats.

Kaleb Seek, huh? The only person I know who could soak a mixtape in more K-Pop than a broken washing machine. I mean, did you even consider rounding out your music taste with a genre that doesn’t sound like a teenth-century opera singer's fever dream? Your Spotify profile reads like someone tried to create a soundscape for their diary entries while crying in a Bubble Tea shop. Let’s face it: "Rap Metal" is the only hint of irony here. Spoiler alert, the only thing more toxic than your playlist is your choice in relationships. And let’s talk about your obsession with ROSÉ. At this point, I’m not sure if you’re a fan or her unpaid intern. Seriously, you’ve got more tracks by her on repeat than the average person has had hot meals this week. If I had a dollar for every time "ROSÉ" showed up in your most played songs, I could buy you a therapist. Maybe it's time you branch out from the heartbreak ballads and explore, I don’t know, literally anything outside of your sad, sad little love life curated by “K-ballad”? Your top artists make me think you’re either in a committed relationship with your Spotify Premium account or plotting to start a K-Pop therapy group for lonely souls. If I were you, I’d ditch the K-Rock and rap categories; unfortunate news, it’s not going to turn your basement studio into a club. Let’s get real—if the rest of the world ever listened to your playlist, they’d think they stumbled into a simulation gone wrong, where emotions are cranked up to 11 and "Call it the End" becomes the anthem of your life.

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