Roasted 1 year ago based on Tristan's long term Spotify stats.

Tristan97531111, huh? With a name like that, it sounds like you just gave up on originality and decided to go for the "my Instagram password" aesthetic instead. Your favorite genres read like a hip-hop food court menu—most of them are also the musical equivalent of instant ramen. If your Spotify could roll its eyes, it would definitely be non-stop right now. Seriously, how do you simultaneously enjoy "Rage Rap" and "Melodic Rap"? That's like saying you love both heavy metal and spa music—it just doesn’t make any sense! Looking at your artists, I see your favorites lean heavily towards guys with "Lil" or "Playboi" in their names. Nothing says musical sophistication like a lineup of teen boys who probably just learned to shave. I mean, congrats on discovering Kendrick Lamar, but let’s be real: you’re probably just using his lyrics as deep captions for your selfies. And what’s the story with "Dansktop"? Is that a real genre, or did you accidentally type the name of your local grocery store? Your taste in music needs a solid intervention—it’s like you’re trying to collect every single trend without any understanding of what’s actually good. As for your most played songs, it’s got the rhythm of a 13-year-old’s Spotify playlist and the depth of a kiddie pool. "Love Me" by Lil Wayne? How original—good luck checking your DMs while you’re stuck in the past! And with that song selection, I can practically hear your a-sick beats and shallow lyrics lamenting about lost love over the sounds of your mom's car karaoke sessions. Keep at it, Tristan97531111; you’ve mastered an entire genre of music yet somehow still managed to be the least interesting person in the room—congratulations!

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