Roasted 1 year ago based on Matteus Bueno's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Matteus Bueno, your Spotify profile is like if a glitter bomb exploded in a pop music factory. It’s a marvelous cacophony of genres that absolutely scream “I only dance when I’m alone in my room.” With a playlist so sugary sweet, you might as well be spooning straight from a jar of Nutella while planning your next TikTok dance challenge. The only thing missing here is a disclaimer: "Warning: Listening to this may cause severe eye-rolling and spontaneous lip-syncing in public places!" Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? A lineup that reads more like a trendy brunch menu than a musical taste! It’s like you walked into a club and said, “Give me the most basic, marketable pop stars available, and throw in some funk for flair.” Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Anitta, but bro, you’ve got so much Anitta in your library, if you were a superhero, your power would be turning parties into one-woman shows of “Envolver.” And as for Lana Del Rey, seriously? The only thing more melodramatic than her lyrics are your attempts at being edgy. Finally, your most played songs are a testament to your daring musical palate, which is clearly as daring as a bowl of vanilla ice cream. "Alibi" is a solid choice for anyone trying to hide their lack of originality, especially when it’s like a badge of honor on your Spotify. And with that heavy rotation of Anitta, it seems you’ve somehow invented a new genre: “Anitta and Friends featuring Your Struggling Social Life.” Embrace it, Matteus—this is the 21st-century equivalent of a mixtape for your imaginary partner. Keep it coming; this profile is comedy gold waiting to be shared at the next roast.

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