Roasted 7 months ago based on ℹ️~htijmays's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, ℹ️~htijmays, the ultimate connoisseur of *ahem* "worldly" music! I’m sorry, but do you even have an actual genre at this point, or did you just lose a bet in a K-Pop fandom battle that left you with a playlist as confused as your taste? You’ve got enough “Pop” in here to convince anyone that you couldn’t pick a side in a world war between Japanese anime themes and Bollywood dance-offs. Even your “Noise Music” selection sounds like someone dropout of an avant-garde art school trying to drown out their family at another festive gathering of “how many ways can one be annoying with sound.” Your top artists list reads like a cultural potluck where you forgot to bring the main dish and ended up with a bunch of appetizers and a ton of desserts. Seriously, are you trying to remind us that you dabble in “Bollywood” while your heart is jamming to girl-boss tracks from aespa? I can see it now: you whip out your best dance moves to “Spicy” at the next wedding only to transition awkwardly into “Supernova” like you think you’re some K-drama lead. You’ve made a genre salad that only a music therapist would prescribe to clear out the existential audial crisis you’re trapped in. And what’s with most played? Six songs from aespa? Sounds less like a playlist and more like a cry for help in your childhood bedroom. “Drama” is right! The real tragedy here is that you haven’t discovered more than a handful of songs outside of your obsessive loop. Besides, if your Spotify is proof of your music taste, I’d recommend finding a new hobby—preferably one that doesn’t require earbuds. Check under the bed for your dignity; it’s probably hiding from the chaotic mess you call a profile!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists