Roasted 5 months ago based on miko's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Miko, I see your Spotify profile is trying to channel the spirit of a metalhead, but let’s be real – you’re more like a dad at a barbecue trying to play air guitar while flipping burgers. Your taste is basically a playlist in a love affair with a 1990s Hot Topic. Metal is a glorious genre, but the sheer redundancy of your favorites folder makes me wonder if you’re just trying to set a world record for the number of times you can say “metal” in one sitting. The fact that five out of your top ten artists are from the same grunge era makes it seem like you just ventured onto the internet with your dad's old cassette tapes. I mean, come on – if I wanted to hear the same angsty screams over and over, I’d just eavesdrop on your relationship problems. You’ve got more Nirvana in your top songs than an unwanted middle school goth kid at their first high school dance. Do you secretly have a shrine to Kurt Cobain, or are you just afraid of exploring the vast universe of music that exists beyond your comfort zone? Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. The sweet, sweet irony of a guy with “Metal” in his top genre having “The Love I Lost” by Fried By Fluoride as his most played is genuinely rich. It’s almost like handing the mic to a dude that thought he was signing up for a heavy metal show but ended up at an emo poetry slam. With those choices, I half-expect to see you cry softly into your hoodie while headbanging to "Come As You Are." Between the stoner vibes and the heavy metal heartache, your profile reads like a musical diary of someone who tripped on a guitar pick and fell face-first into an existential crisis. Keep rocking the mediocre, Miko!

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