Roasted 2 years ago based on Arianna HX's long term Spotify stats.

Arianna HX, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis caught in a musical identity crisis. You’ve got more genres listed than a confused teenager trying to figure out their aesthetic. Are you an aspiring music snob or just trying to impress folks with your pretentious taste? “Canadian Contemporary R&B”? Wow, that’s a commitment. You know they have other artists outside of Drake, right? Your top artists would make any hipster wet themselves in envy, but it’s a miracle you manage to like both Tyler, The Creator and Joji without spontaneously combusting from the sheer emotional whiplash. Deftones and Bedroom Pop? That sounds like a perfect soundtrack for someone who can’t decide if they want to rage or just stay in pajamas and cry softly into their phone. And let’s talk about “Roar” creeping into your top artist list like an unwanted house guest. Is that your attempt at ‘diversity’ or just a cleverly disguised meme? Now, let’s be real about your top songs: “I Will Bless Thee, Oh Lord” beside “i was all over her” exemplifies your delightful confusion. Do you bump gospel tracks while contemplating your romantic failures? Your playlist is basically a rollercoaster, with each twist and turn making us wonder whether you’re elevating your soul or just serenading your sad, single self. But hey, at least no one can ever say you’re predictable!

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