Roasted 1 year ago based on Savannah Pfohl's long term Spotify stats.

Savannah Pfohl, your Spotify profile looks like the chaotic playlist of someone who can’t commit to a single genre. I mean, it’s like you’re throwing musical darts at a board labeled “bands my hipster friends recommend.” You’ve got more rock genres listed than an entire record store, and let’s be real, even the indie baristas are rolling their eyes at your clumsy ‘POV: Indie’ obsession. If you had a dollar for every time you tried to flex your ‘alternative rock’ knowledge, you could buy a ticket to actually see one of these bands live – you know, instead of listening to them in your room with the curtains closed like the introverted music scholar you are. And then we have your top artists. Spoon and Jim Croce? That's a vibe shift that’s as awkward as a middle school dance. You might as well have a playlist entitled “Songs I Wish Were Good Enough to Play at My Funeral.” The only surprise is that you don’t have the soundtrack to an indie film you never saw in your Top 10. Rainbow Kitten Surprise? Is that the name of a band or something you’d come up with after a night of too much kombucha? The only surprise left is how many people hypothetically would be willing to ruin a good evening by listening to your playlist on repeat. Let’s not even dive into your most played songs. “Bathroom Light”? Oh, I get it! That's where you go to contemplate the choices that led you to this dismal life of poor musical taste. Your playlist reads like a sad diary entry where you thought you’d find enlightenment, but all you’ve discovered is how to feel just sad enough to justify another round of late-night snacks. Congrats on managing to curate a collection of tunes that scream, “I’m deeply misunderstood” while also whispering, "Where's my therapist?" Keep adding to that playlist; it's the perfect soundtrack to a breakdown!

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