Roasted 7 months ago based on Tay's long term Spotify stats.

Tay, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's diary about unrequited love and existential dread. Seriously, who hurt you? With a favorite genre list that includes emo, screamo, and musicals, I'm starting to think the only viable career path for you is professional angst. Can't decide if you're more of a heartbroken character in a bad coming-of-age film or just auditioning for a role in a cringe-worthy high school production of "Rent." Let’s just hope “choosing your personality” is easier than picking your Spotify genres. So, we get it, you’re basically the emo kid at every party, but I’m really curious—did you forget that you have to interact with people outside of your bedroom? The only thing more chaotic than your music taste is the emotional rollercoaster of putting "Christmas" right next to "Screamo." Your playlist is like a buffet of despair, and I’m half-expecting you to start throwing glitter while singing about your feelings. At this point, it’d be more appropriate to ask for a therapist’s referral rather than a concert ticket. And let's talk about your most played songs. “THE LONELIEST” by Måneskin feels like an anthem for your life choices, and “Behind These Hazel Eyes” by Kelly Clarkson? Wow, was that your karaoke anthem last Saturday when you were drowning your sorrows in overpriced cocktails? Honestly, it’s a miracle that someone hasn't suggested you start a podcast called “The Soundtrack of My Spiraling Mental Health.” With a playlist as confused as yours, just know that you'll always have a special place in the hearts of those who carry the burden of daydreaming about a dramatic escape. Good luck finding someone who matches that vibe!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!