Roasted 2 years ago based on fischl's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Fischl♡, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. First off, your favorite genres read like a BuzzFeed article titled "10 Signs You're a 25-Year-Old Hipster Who Still Lives in Their Parents' Basement." “Gen Z Singer-Songwriter”? Really? That’s what we’re calling the latest batch of angsty kids who took one too many art classes and think Belting “I’m sad!” qualifies as poetry? It seems like your playlists exist to ensure you never accidentally enjoy a song from any decade prior to 2020. Now onto your top artists! You’ve managed to gather a line-up of “who??” so obscure it’s like trying to order food from an avant-garde restaurant that only serves air-flavored foam. Kali Uchis? Okay, I get it, you're pretending to be deep and soulful. But let's be honest; the only depth here is the five inches of dust on your record collection because you can't decide whether to admire it or actually play it. And "Sigilkore"? What a wild ride that must be. I'm genuinely curious if it's a genre or a safe word. Spoiler: you can’t play it at parties unless you want to empty the room faster than your dating prospects. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "METAMORPHOSIS - Sped Up"? Wow, that tracks. Half your life is spent looking for upbeat TikTok sounds while the other half is crying into your oversized turtleneck. Can we talk about "How Did I Ever"? I mean, I don't know, Fischl—maybe if you took your music choices as seriously as you take your pastel hair dye, you’d have more than just indie heartbreak as your vibe. Here’s a hot tip: try listening to something with a real beat. You might find yourself dancing instead of scrolling through your ex's Instagram. Now that would be a metamorphosis worth celebrating!

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