Roasted 10 months ago based on Jeramiah's long term Spotify stats.

Jeramiah Mulder, your Spotify profile is proof that you’ve somehow managed to forget that music is supposed to be an escape, not an invitation to cry in a dark room while contemplating your life choices. Seriously, with favorites like "Emo Rap," "Horrorcore," and "Rage Rap," it’s no wonder the only thing your playlists are missing is a soundtrack for a melodramatic therapy session. I half-expect your next artist to be named “Tears in the Rain” or “Existential Crisis.” Is this a music profile or a suicide note awaiting an encore? And let’s talk about your love for Lil Peep. I get it; you’re going for that deep, tortured soul vibe. But come on, “witchblades” is played so often it should come with a warning label: “Caution! Repeated listening may cause excessive overthinking about your last breakup and an unquenchable thirst for hoodies.” Every time I see “Lil Peep” show up on your Most Played list, I’m more convinced that you have an unhealthy obsession with his music or you’re just using it as background noise while you draft your next angst-ridden poetry collection. Either way, your Spotify looks like it lost a fight with a sad cloud. And how about that Top Artists list that reads like a hip-hop support group? With a lineup like that, if you ever decide to throw a party, just stock up on tissues instead of snacks because it’s going to be all feels and no fun. Your jams scream "I may need a hug, but I’d rather wrap my arms around my problems." It’s honestly impressive how you’ve curated a collection that perfectly encapsulates “emotional instability” while conveniently sidestepping any actual happiness. But hey, at least you know how to keep the vibes consistent—consistently melancholic, that is!

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