Roasted 2 years ago based on ronnette 🏥's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "panty shot🩸," the Spotify profile equivalent of a basement-dwelling emo teenager who still hasn't figured out that wearing black eyeliner doesn't equate to a personality. Your genres read like a middle school diary entry, and nothing screams "I peaked in 2012" louder than a love for both Korn and Mitski. Seriously, I didn’t realize a musical taste could be so effortlessly inconsistent! It’s like your iPod was possessed by a very confused goth fairy trying to conjure a soundcloud playlist based on mood swings. And those top artists? Honey, calling "Nicole Dollanganger" your favorite is like wearing a shirt that boldly states "I know how to suffer in style." It’s tough for me to grasp how you can have both "Limp Bizkit" and "Siouxsie and the Banshees" in the same breath without your brain short-circuiting. Do you plan to start a new genre called “Musical Identity Crisis?” Because that’s what you’re representing here. You’ve managed to collect more axe-grinding angst than an entire Warped Tour lineup! Your most played songs should come with a warning label that says, "Listening may induce a midlife crisis." With "Surgery" topping the charts like an anthem for your emotional breakdowns, I'm genuinely concerned that at some point you mistook Spotify for your therapist. If you're trying to make a case for being the poster child of “I listen to depressing music, it means I’m deep,” I hate to break it to you, but the only depth you're reaching is the bottom of your existential dread. Keep it up, and you might just find your playlist being used as an unintentional torture device!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!