Roasted 5 months ago based on Vico's long term Spotify stats.

Vico, your Spotify profile reads like a party invite gone horribly wrong. If "musicals" is at the top of your list, I can already hear your Broadway dreams crashing harder than the last act of a poorly produced show. Seriously, how do you go from the high-drama of "My Shot" to the lowbrow chaos of "Hot Dog"? Your playlist makes me question your life choices more than a group chat with all your exes. And let’s talk about those top artists. Melanie Martinez and Billie Eilish? It's like you're trying to channel the inner angst of a high school drama queen who never graduated. Mentions of Jorge Rivera-Herrans and Lin-Manuel Miranda suggest you’re just a millennial version of an overzealous theater kid with a side hustle in Cumbia. "Art Pop"? Please, the only 'art' I see here is the abstract horror of your musical taste. If you were to curate a mix for a sad party, you'd certainly deliver a mixed bag of emotional turmoil and uninvited guests. Oh, and that most played songs list? It’s like an advertisement for a Spotify therapy session. I get it, you have eclectic tastes in music, or whatever you want to call that jagged mess of “Cuarteto” and “Rap Rock.” But how can you listen to “Dr. Psiquiatra” and still seek help from Spotify’s algorithm? I'm convinced your playlists could replace any horror film—forget the jump scares; your musical choices induce pure existential dread. So strap in, folks; with Vico's tunes, you're not just getting a taste of bad music, you're getting a full-on buffet of regrets!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!