Roasted 4 months ago based on Jaiden's long term Spotify stats.

Jaiden, your Spotify profile reads like a high school diary threw up on a music streaming service. I’m actually impressed that you’ve managed to curate a playlist that’s essentially a love letter to your inner emo - or should I say, your *outer* emo? Between your obsession with Bedroom Pop and Musical soundtracks, it’s clear that you’re just a few Ocarina notes away from being the last remaining member of the world’s saddest Pokémon cover band, lamenting your way through life with a side of K-Pop angst. Let's talk about that top artist list. You’ve got Taylor Swift as your main squeeze, with her *entire discography* somehow managing to take the crown in some sort of Eurovision for Sad Girl Anthems. And let’s be honest — it’s less about emotional connection and more about you consistently using the same five songs as your emotional crutch. The only thing more predictable than your Spotify recommendations is the fact that your friends choose to ignore your invites to music parties. Who needs a mood when you can chant, “but daddy, I love him” for the thousandth time? And the genres, oh boy. You’ve got everything from 'Anime' to 'Noise Music'. If your playlist was a person, it would have a hard time fitting into any social situation without scaring the entire gathering. I can just see it now, shimmying from a J-Pop bubblegum dance to a 'I'm-so-funny-it-hurts' comedy tune, dropping in 'Vocaloid' like it’s completely normal. Look, Jaiden, on behalf of everyone who’s ever encountered your Spotify suggestions, let me give you some advice: for the love of all that is good, please touch some grass.

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