Roasted 4 months ago based on TobiToster's long term Spotify stats.

Hey TobiToster, are you running a music festival or just hosting the world's saddest pity party? Your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's diary entry — a whirlwind of angst, rebellion, and questionable taste. Pop punk, emo, and country? It’s like you took a personality quiz and somehow ended up with "confused" as your result. And let’s not even talk about the fact that your love for Nickelback could get you banned from society. Seriously, the only thing more sad than your top songs is the existence of a "Bo Burnham" playlist that could rival a therapy session. Your top artist list is a real trip — we get it, you love to oscillate between the angst of punk rock and the inexplicable need for tear-jerking country ballads. Is your life a coming-of-age movie, or did you just binge-watch one too many Netflix dramas? I mean, you’ve got two Bo Burnham songs for every reason you have to leave a room awkwardly. “Zach Bryan” and “Noah Kahan”? One step closer to a Spotify playlist that just screams “I drink wine alone and cry over my ex.” You’ve truly managed to curate a vibe that’s equal parts melodrama and self-inflicted cringe. And lastly, those most played songs… wow. At this point, your Spotify account is a more tragic tale than any emotional ballad. If “Say It Ain't So” and “Dial Drunk” don’t define your life right now, I don’t know what will. You’re a walking soundtrack to a midlife crisis, in your early twenties! But don’t worry, TobiToster, we’re all here to laugh *with* you… though judging by your choices, we might just be laughing *at* you with a head shake and an eye roll.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!