Roasted 2 years ago based on QueenOfGingers's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it's the QueenOfGingers, the self-proclaimed ruler of obscure music genres that no one’s heard of since, well, the last time someone couldn’t find the “regular” pop playlist. You’ve got more niche interests than Spotify has users. “Dark Cabaret”? Really? Honey, I don’t mean to be harsh, but that sounds like a fancy way of saying you only listen to music when you’re deep in your feelings after pretending to understand existentialist philosophy. At least you’re keeping the indie record stores in business, but I’m pretty sure the cashier is judging your life choices every time you walk in. Your top artists read like the roster of an emo high school talent show. "TJ Klune"? Is that your therapist or your Spotify artist? And “Sarah and the Safe Word”? Sounds like a safe phrase for when you're about to give up and just die alone with your collection of vinyl from the "weird" section. The Happy Fits must be thrilled to have earned a spot on your playlist, right next to your other deep cuts like “Fish in a Birdcage,” which is just as vintage and quirky as your entire vibe. Let’s be real; you’re trying so hard to be unique that you’re almost back at mainstream, my dude. As for your most played songs, I can’t help but feel they’re the soundtrack to your Instagram posts about your latest 'deep thoughts' while sipping on oat milk lattes. “Innocently Annoying”? Sounds like a fitting anthem for your dating life, where potential partners swipe left faster than you can say “sorry, mom.” It’s like every time you try to be relatable, you double down with embarrassing song choices that scream, “I promise, I’m actually interesting!” Spoiler alert: the only thing interesting will be the friends you lose during your next three-hour rant about why steampunk is the ultimate aesthetic. Stay strong, QueenOfGingers; at least your Spotify Wrapped will always be a conversation starter—just, you know, not one anyone wants to be a part of.
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