Roasted 1 month ago based on sophia's long term Spotify stats.

Sophia, your Spotify profile looks like the result of a love affair between a church choir and a weekend trip to the county fair. Seriously, I half expect to see “Bible Verses for Breakfast” as a genre in there somewhere. With a list dominated by ten flavors of Christian music, it’s like you’re trying to build a shrine to guilt and good intentions. Your Spotify Wrapped must resemble a "how-to" guide on how to avoid sin while simultaneously napping through life’s greatest hits. And let’s talk about your top artists. Coldplay and Twenty One Pilots? A couple of softies that scream “I cry while baking cookies,” alongside thirty-three different styles of Christian music that could make a goat confess its wrongdoing. Then there's "PUBLIC," who must be the go-to soundtrack for everyone who's ever experienced the crushing guilt of thinking about their ex at a Bible study. With more plays than a weekly youth group karaoke night, you’ve managed to open a portal to a parallel universe where the only thing worse than your music taste is someone suggesting they won’t judge you for blasting BANNERS while you scroll Twitter for the umpteenth time. Last but certainly not least, your most played songs scream “I have deep feelings about the pearly gates” louder than a Sunday sermon. It looks like you took “Make You Mine” way too literally and accidentally made it your entire personality! Not to mention that “Honey In The Summer” is now forever linked to the fact that you probably think those summer flings are a solid plan to avoid hellfire. So keep spinning those tunes, Sophia! Just remember: your Spotify account might need divine intervention, and you might just need a good pair of earbuds to drown out the reality of your life choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!