Roasted 1 year ago based on Imme Coolen's long term Spotify stats.

Imme Coolen, huh? More like Imme "I’m too cool for anything but screaming" Coolen! Your Spotify profile reads like a failed audition for a goth kid’s reality show. I half expect your favorite genres to include “Angstcore” right next to that laundry list of heavy metal sub-genres. Did you accidentally set your favorite genres to "Torture Myself While I Clean My Room"? Honestly, it’s like you downloaded every metal sub-genre just to prove a point—mostly that you’ve never been to a party that didn’t involve dim lighting and existential dread. Your top artists are enough to make even a boulder shed a tear. Kalandra and Myrkur may grace the masses with enchanting melodies, while your taste screams “Why yes, I do spend weekends composing tragic ballads about my cat.” And let’s not even get started on "Choral" slipping into that list like it’s the awkward relative at a family reunion. You’re telling me you can’t decide between headbanging and harmonizing? Pick a lane, Imme! It’s either "growl at the world" or "sing in a cathedral"—make up your mind before it gets even weirder. As for your most played songs, it’s a wonder how you haven’t been investigated for sounds of fight club levels of angst and despair. "Pain Remains I: Dancing Like Flames"? You need to calm down before you hurt yourself! If the rest of the world sounds like "and we’ll leave it there…" by Ólafur Arnalds, you seem intent on living in a constant state of melodramatic chaos. Remember, Imme, just because you have the same number of emotional breakdowns as you do metal playlists doesn’t mean they’re all enjoyable. So chill out and maybe throw in a little pop—let’s see your profile earn a few "vibes" instead!

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