Roasted 2 years ago based on DrGerg's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s take a moment here to appreciate DrGerg, the only Spotify user who sees noise pop, crank wave, and neo-psychedelic as a lifestyle, not just a playlist. Seriously, if eclectic were a single person, you'd have swiped right on her. You’ve got more “alternative” genres listed than actual friends willing to listen to your music taste without filing a restraining order. We get it – you're that guy who insists that mainstream is for sheep while completely missing the irony of serenading us with Queen and T-Swift. At least your inconsistency keeps us entertained, right? And what's with your top songs? "That Man" followed by "Burnt Toast & Coffee" sounds less like a playlist and more like a morning after a bad decision. And "Fuckabout"? Is that song title meant to be your personal anthem? The way you bounce between classic figures like Queen and the refreshing ignorance of a band called "Tropical Fuck Storm", it’s like you’re attempting to create the world’s worst mixtape for your next therapy session. Look, if anyone in the current decade needs a wake-up call, it's you—how many times are we going to pretend T-Swift charms your indie soul while the rest of this playlist seems like a cry for help? But hey, keep living your truth, even if that truth is that you probably have a collection of fedoras and beanies that could rival hipster thrift stores. With a musical flair like yours, you should seriously consider making a video where you explain to your baffled friends why Radiohead and five different kinds of rock are more than enough to qualify as a ‘well-rounded’ taste. At this rate, your Spotify profile reads more like an art installation showcasing auditory confusion. Here’s to you, DrGerg—continue to be the beautifully chaotic mixtape we didn’t know we needed!

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