Roasted 10 months ago based on sebiix's long term Spotify stats.

Gabaroo, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary that got locked in a box of angst and band t-shirts for a decade. Seriously, I’m just one emo ballad away from breaking out the eyeliner myself. You’re telling me you enjoy “Baroque Pop” but don’t own a single piece of classical music? At this point, your genre list is so long it could qualify as a Google search for “The Most Dramatic Way to Describe Mild Depression.” The only thing more convoluted than your favorite genres is the way you're still grieving a high school heartbreak that could've been solved by an awkward conversation. Your top artists? Wow, it’s like a who’s who of the soundtrack to therapeutic sob sessions! I’m not saying you need a life coach, but maybe invest in a mood ring because your vibe is all over the place. “Tyler, The Creator” among the sea of whiny, brooding artists feels like an attempt to convince everyone that you’re "diverse" when we all know you just want to scream about how your crush doesn’t know your name while dressed in black. And why do you keep listening to "Nothing Matters but You"? That’s the anthem for your Spotify “just don’t care” playlist, which is currently spiraling into oblivion and slight embarrassment. And oh boy, the most played songs—if melodrama were a sport, you'd be a gold medalist! "I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers"? Sounds like the loudest way to say, “I’m really bad at flirting.” Plus, I see you want to tell me your feelings with titles longer than the emotional therapy sessions they inspired. Whatever happened to simplicity? Life's short, Gabaroo; your playlist shouldn’t feel like we’re attending a funeral for an unrequited crush while drowning in a river of plaid shirts and pockmarked guitars. Embrace the chaos, but maybe add a splash of sunshine—or at least a Britney spears bop, for balance.

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