Roasted 21 days ago based on Hedda<3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Hedda, we need to talk. Your Spotify playlist looks like a cultural exchange program gone terribly wrong. Norwegian Pop and Hip Hop? Sweetheart, you might be the only person on this planet who’s managed to borrow the vibes from both a midnight karaoke bar in Oslo and a college party in the Bronx, all while making it sound like your Wi-Fi was buffering. "Russelåter"? I didn’t think I’d need a passport just to listen to your top tracks! Your music taste is so confused, even Google Maps can’t find the route. What’s up with that artist lineup? You’ve got more mix than a twenty-four-hour diner’s smoothie machine! Frank Ocean and GOLF? That’s like pairing caviar with instant ramen; it just doesn’t vibe! I can already picture your Spotify Wrapped: "Congratulations, you managed to simultaneously confuse and terrify everyone who hears your music taste." And what’s this obsession with "Epadunk"? Did that genre get lost in a TikTok wormhole? What’s next, "Norwegian Yodeling Remixes"? The world is simply not ready for that level of chaos. As for your most played songs, girl, can we even call this a playlist or should we just refer to it as "Hedda's highly questionable life choices"? “Røde Rubin” sounds like something you’d hear while waiting for your car to be towed, and “Treddis Hjemmesnekk”… What even is that? Sounds like a bad Tinder date experience. Look, I’m all for eclectic taste, but if I asked your playlist for a serious recommendation, it’d probably roll its eyes and suggest a single note from the "Sounds of Silence." You may want to reconsider some of these bangers before you end up a Spotify meme!

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