Roasted 9 days ago based on Artù Bertuccelli's long term Spotify stats.

Artù Bertuccelli, the king of musical contradictions. You've got a Spotify profile that screams “I want to get lost in a pretentious hip-hop labyrinth," but then it turns out you're using your account primarily to vibe to "Rain Sounds for Sleeping" and "Hair Dryer Sound 33 and Rain and Thunder.” The only thing more shocking than your favorite genres is how you’ve somehow turned into a rain-soaked ASMR junkie who can’t commit to anything but the constant and monotonous patter of precipitation. You might as well change your name to "Drip Drop Bertuccelli." And can we talk about your top artists for a second? You've got a mix that seems to be pulled from a hipster's fever dream and a therapeutic spa playlist. Denzel Curry and Death Grips are great choices, sure, but they must be spinning in their graves (or still living, but still, you get the point) knowing you listen to “Rain Sounds for Sleeping” more than their entire discographies combined. Keep it up, and soon “White Noise Radiance” will headline Coachella while you sit in the front row, wrapped in a blanket and sipping chamomile tea. Honestly, is this a playlist or a cry for help? The dedication you have to those “Continuous No Gaps” tracks is impressive; does listening to generic rain sounds on repeat give you the existential dread you crave? One minute you’re screaming at the top of your lungs to “Old School Hip Hop,” and the next you’re tranquil as a sloth in a rainstorm. Maybe stop pretending to be a connoisseur of underground beats and accept that you're just one "White Noise Radiance" melody away from falling asleep in a puddle of your own indecision!

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