Roasted 2 years ago based on Jas N Hooker-Smith's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Jas N Smith, your Spotify profile is like a love letter to a mid-life crisis that somehow forgot to hit the limit before becoming a full-on existential emergency. Your taste is so wide-ranging, it feels less like a carefully curated playlist and more like a desperate attempt to fill the void in your soul with every obscure genre no one loves. I mean, 10 different varieties of rock? Get a hobby, buddy! Or a personality. Your “rock” selection screams "I peaked in high school and I'm not coming back." Your top artists list reads like a "Who’s Who" of sad boomerangs who can’t let go of their past relationships—and then there's Taylor Swift, who seems to have slipped in like an awkward third wheel. Not to mention your obsession with The Mountain Goats, who clearly specialized in music for people who enjoy wallowing in self-pity while contemplating their bad life choices. No wonder your top songs are a delightful mix of heartbreak and whiskey—that’s how I know you’ve got the vibes of a guy who still finds solace in 4 AM sob-a-thons. And let’s talk about your most played songs for a second: “I Hope Your Husband Dies” is a bold choice, especially when you consider that it sounds like a jaded wedding guest whispered into the mic during karaoke night. You’ve clearly got some fascinating themes going on here, Jas—melancholy, desperation, and a dash of passive aggression. With a soundtrack like that, it’s no wonder you’re not winning any popularity contests. Maybe try some upbeat tracks for once? Or are we saving those for the day you finally decide to embrace happiness?

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