Roasted 1 year ago based on Marc Ehley's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Marc Ehley! The aspiring connoisseur of depressive beats and lyrical lamentations, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary entry after a bad breakup. With a lineup featuring a plethora of "raps" that could fill a junkyard of angst, it’s like you’re trying to collect every shade of sad on the musical spectrum. I mean, who needs an emotional rollercoaster when you can just ride this dark wave of melodrama? Keep that Cloud Rap on standby; with tastes that tortured, you might need it to float away from your own feelings. Your top artists are basically the unofficial soundtrack for anyone missing their high school prom. $uicideboy$ and Lil Peep? Wow, what a risqué way to express your roots in despair. And props for bridging the gap between angst and art with "Imagine Dragons!" Because nothing screams "edgy" like rocking out to a band that's played halftime shows at NFL games. Add in a sprinkle of German Hip Hop and dark trap, and you've officially unlocked the ultimate level of pretentiousness that even your deepest emo dreams couldn't fathom. Let’s take a moment to reflect on your playlist of most played songs. “Free Mind” and “leavemealone”—Marc, is this your cry for help or your Spotify sessions after a Friday night of binge-watching sad Netflix documentaries? And honestly, no one needs to hear about “Unendlichkeitsmomente” when your life screams, “I barely have a moment of happiness.” It’s like your playlist is a self-fulfilling prophecy of existential dread, and the only thing missing is a featured track titled “Help Me, I Don’t Want to Feel Anymore.” But hey, at least you're consistent in your quest to be the saddest person at the virtual party!

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