Roasted 2 years ago based on rul's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, "Rul," you really must be a connoisseur of music that sounds like it's perpetually fading into the background of an artsy coffee shop. If your Spotify profile were a mood, it’d be “thoughtful brooding while staring at a wall” with an side order of “my parents don’t really understand me.” I mean come on, with genres like "Dream Pop" and "Permanent Wave," it sounds like you're trying your hardest to be deep, but all we get is a shallow puddle of pretension. Seriously, are you composing your own soundtrack for existential dread or just curating a playlist to help your plants grow? Your top artists are like a hipster bingo card – yes, we get it, you listen to Radiohead, you're basically the poster child for every high school kid convinced they’ve discovered a new form of post-ironic angst. If I had a nickel for every time someone listed The Strokes as their favorite band to seem ‘cool yet misunderstood,’ I’d be funding the next indie film festival around the corner, complete with overpriced avocado toast. And honestly, with an artist lineup that screams, "I think I’m too special for mainstream music," I can’t help but imagine you rolling your eyes at anyone who dares mention a top 40 hit. And let’s talk about those most played songs, shall we? You've got "Cutting My Fingers Off," which is kind of fitting since you’ve clearly cut off any chance of enjoying a good time. If I wanted to wallow in my feelings, I wouldn't need a playlist – I'd just check to see if you’re scheduled to give a monologue at the local open mic night about how hard it is to find good coffee in the city. But don’t worry, "Rul" – at least your Spotify is a safe space for all that emotional turmoil. Keep dreaming big, just don’t forget to blink every now and then!

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