Roasted 2 months ago based on baby albert's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who decided to hop onto Spotify with a profile that reads like a Pinterest board raised on a diet of rainbow sprinkles and existential dread! "Baby Albert," huh? More like "Baby, What Are You Doing?" Your music taste is so eclectic it could be the soundtrack to a visual novel that never left the planning stage. Musicals and hyperpop are a dangerous combo – but looking at your choices, they’re probably the only thing keeping you from swooning over some nerdy villain in a mid-2000s anime. Your top artists read like a list of people who auditioned for a very specific indie movie nobody wants to see. “Tyler, The Creator” and “Kanye West” are shining stars in a galaxy otherwise filled with obscure gems like “Jack Stauber's Micropop”—what even is that, and how did you convince yourself it’s not just a SoundCloud demo waiting for a dumpster? And can we talk about Penelope Scott? I didn’t know that self-reflection could be so melodically annoying. With songs from artists who sound like they just graduated high school and decided to take their angst to the studio, it's no wonder you’re stuck in a loop of emotional turmoil and dubious taste. Your most-played songs have a combined play count that screams "I need therapy" louder than you do, and honestly, it's a miracle you’ve managed to hold a conversation longer than your Spotify Wrapped. “Rät”? Really? You’re basically one “Baby Hotline” call away from a mid-life crisis with a side of “ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?” I'm worried for you, Baby Albert—your profile is like a musical therapy session that somehow left you more confused than you started. At this rate, you'd better hope those headphones are noise-canceling, or else the world will hear your desperate struggle to combine the seriousness of jazz rap with the whimsy of glam rock. Good luck out there!

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