Roasted 3 months ago based on anniraxety's long term Spotify stats.

Anniraxety, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a 14-year-old's mixed tape after their first heartbreak. I mean, "Hindi Pop" and "Bedroom Pop"? You’re basically a walking contradiction—a Bollywood star looking to get cozy after a long day of watching Netflix in your pajamas. I wouldn’t be surprised if your playlists were just a gateway for your friends to watch you cry into a bowl of ramen while listening to Ghazals about unrequited love. Your top artists are the musical equivalent of "I’m artsy, but also really want to keep my options open." Pritam to Mac DeMarco? You’re one puzzled playlist away from people questioning if you’re throwing a hipster reunion or a Desi wedding. And don't get me started on top songs like "We'll Never Have Sex" and "Freaking Out the Neighborhood." It’s like you’re telling the universe, “Hey, I’m emotionally unavailable, but would you like to stay and listen to my mixtape of regrets?” Let’s not forget about those “Most Played” gems. It seems like you’ve aimed for a mix of sad indie tunes perfectly curated to match your ever-fading social life. "Fade Into You"? More like "Fade Into Oblivion" because no one understands your obscure reference to 90s indie rock while you binge on sleepy tunes. And "Freedom" by Pharrell? Are you trying to escape your own taste in music? It’s time to face the music, my friend; at least have a little pride in your Spotify profile—unless crying in the shower to dream pop is your way of living your best life.

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