Roasted 7 months ago based on aksarayliposer's long term Spotify stats.

Aksarayliposer, huh? Your profile screams “I was goth before it was cool, and I’ll prove it by playing the most brooding tunes ever.” With a favorite genre list that resembles the grim reaper's Spotify playlist, it's almost like you walked into a music store and said, “Give me all the teenage angst in one shot!” Seriously, the sheer volume of ‘metal’ you’re packing could raise the dead, but tragically, it looks like none of those artists have brought you back to life from that soul-crushing 2007 emo phase. Seeing Metallica and Korn repeatedly in your top artists list tells me two things: First, your taste is as predictable as your high school diary, and second, that you seem to think the world is an unending mosh pit where you’re crowned king — while the throne is literally made of empty Red Bull cans and regret. “Drift Phonk”? Really? The only thing you’re drifting away from is your chance to be taken seriously by anyone who knows what actual ‘diversity in music’ means. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “Ravens of My Funeral”? More like “Ravens of Your Lackluster Social Life.” You’re too deep in your melancholia to even recognize that the title of that song could also serve as your Tinder bio. But hey, at least you’ve got “Everlong” by the Foo Fighters in there—that’s a good reminder that you once experienced joy… right before you turned it all off for yet another round of existential dread. Keep slaying those inner demons, Aksarayliposer! It's time to add “happy pop songs” to your list for a change — you know, just to keep your personality from rusting away.

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