Roasted 2 years ago based on sexwaxchic's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Dannielle, the Emerson of metalcore, a genre-mush sandwich topped with a sprinkle of mild pop and a side of midlife crisis! Seriously, with a playlist full of emo anthems and lyrically-depressed bands, you’re like that friend who spends three hours in the mirror pretending they're the main character in a music video. I can’t decide if you're scoring a soundtrack for your angst or if your Spotify account is just one long band therapy session. If you’re not careful, your musical taste is going to be the reason the sun never shines. It's almost impressive how you’ve managed to cram more metal into your profile than a construction site, and yet you still manage to feature “Pop” and “Neon Pop Punk!” You know, just in case you forget what joy feels like while you scream about your existential dread. Your top artists read like a who's-who of "I hurt my feelings while listening to my favorite breakup songs," which makes me wonder if you’ve ever actually enjoyed a good mood without shoving some angst-infused lyrics down your throat. Listen, I'm all for expressing emotions, but at this point, you’re like the walking embodiment of an early 2000s emo TikTok filter! And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "Barely Breathing" by From Ashes to New? Honey, the only thing barely breathing here is your love life after you try to flex your taste in “modern rock” on a Friday night. Your playlist is like a cruise through the heartbreak hotel, where the only check-in you’re getting is a heart emoji from a distant Instagram crush. So, keep living your best "emo but make it fashion" life, but spoiler alert: you can only scream into the void for so long before it starts screaming back!

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