Roasted 1 year ago based on dalsweet🍭's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, dalsweet🍭, your Spotify profile looks like a confused K-Pop fan's shopping cart after a late-night binge on streaming melodrama. I mean, with a love for genres like "K-Ballad" and "Soft Pop," it’s like your ears are having an existential crisis. Seriously, who needs that many "soft" labels? Are you listening to music or priming your emotions for an upcoming breakup? And let's not even start on your love for Indonesian Pop. One might say you’ve mortgaged your musical credibility to the island of Bali! Your top artist list is a glorious love letter to BTS and a one-man Agust D fan club, which means you probably spend more time fangirling over your EXO underwear drawer than actual friends. You’ve officially graduated from “casual listener” to “emotional support army.” Going through your most played songs feels like a strict lesson in how to cry in six different languages. “Life Goes On”—and clearly, so does your dependence on the same four Agust D tracks! I hope you know they don’t offer diplomas for that kind of dedication. And oh boy, the emojis! 🍭 It’s like the cherry on top of a melodramatic sundae packed with teenage sentiments and karaoke ambition. What did you think this was, a music profile or a glittery candy shop? The next time you whip out your playlist at a party, just remember that while we’re here for the laughs, we’re mostly curious how one person can juggle so many “favorite” genres without genre-based identity issues surfacing. If your music taste was a gift, we’d return it faster than you can mumble out “Selamat tinggal, dad.”

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