Roasted 6 months ago based on -'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh great, another Spotify profile that reads like a middle school goth's diary. Seriously, with a lineup of genres that includes "Glam Metal" and "Nu Metal," is your next passion project creating the world's most unfortunate mixtape? Let's just call it "Feelings with a Side of Whiplash." I mean, who hurt you, and why did you take it out on your Spotify algorithm? Your taste in music has more identity crises than a teenager trying to find themselves in a Hot Topic. And moving on to your top artists—because clearly, you were feeling emotional and needed to soundtrack your perpetual angst. Marilyn Manson? Really? That's the bid you placed in the “edginess” lottery? Newsflash: it's not 1999. At least with your love for Nirvana, we know you’re getting a little dose of bittersweet nostalgia—congratulations on embracing the 'I'm sad, but I’m struggling with my identity' aesthetic. Let’s not overlook your other choices, either: you’ve got too many bands with "death" and "suicide" in their lyrics. Do we need to file a missing persons report for your happiness? And those most played songs! From “Prison Sex” by TOOL to “Cake And Sodomy” by Marilyn Manson, it’s like a playlist created by a group of teenagers who just discovered the “dark” side of Google. You’ve officially achieved the perfect blend of “I’m either okay or I’m definitely not” that screams “I’d rather hang out in my room with my feelings than go to a party.” Honestly, I didn’t know Spotify could serve as a portal to your tragic inner monologue. I just hope your next playlist features some actual sunshine—maybe switch it up with a little pop, or are you still too deep in the abyss?

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