Roasted 2 years ago based on Caleb's long term Spotify stats.

Caleb, I see you've got a playlist that’s more confused than a chameleon at a disco. With a favorite genre list that reads like a '90s emo kid’s manifesto, how many identity crises did it take to land on "POV: Indie"? I mean, you could have just labeled it "My Midlife Crisis" and saved us all the trouble of trying to decipher your musical personality. You’ve got rock and alternative rock represented more times than a dad with a truck at a barbecue, but do you really think “Nu Metal” is a personality trait, or are you just trying to collect enough genre badges for a participation trophy? Your top artists read like the last great lineup of a high school battle of the bands that no one asked for. Seriously, “Weezer” in the same breath as “Kanye West”? What are you trying to achieve? A musical demilitarized zone? You said you like "Melancholia," but judging by your playlist, it's more like "Melancholia Karaoke Night." Let’s be real, the only thing more dreary than your top tracks is the prospect of desperately trying to figure out which Deftones album to skip from your endless loop of angst. And those most played songs? A certified emo bingo card that screams “I have a therapist, but I’m not ready to use them yet.” You’ve got “Come As You Are” and “Dumb” by Nirvana, which is basically a musical mantra for your Spotify journey. So, congrats, Caleb! You’ve leveled up to Chief of the Cringeworthy with your playlist that seems dedicated to torturing your ex, questionable taste, and sometimes your poor neighbors ready to call the cops from all the unholy racket you blast. Just remember, if you play “Far From Any Road” one more time, the universe might just take you seriously, and send you far from any social life, too!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!