Roasted 1 year ago based on Charlie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Charlie, looking at your Spotify profile feels like stepping into a time warp where mullets and cowboy boots are still considered peak fashion. I mean, did your music taste get stuck in a jukebox from the 70s? At this rate, you might as well start your own "Classic Rock" museum because you seem to have hoarded every single outdated genre like it’s a collector’s item. I can practically see you thumbing through dusty vinyls while wearing a shirt that says, “I know what real music is!” News flash, buddy: a little diversity in your playlist wouldn’t hurt. Your top artists read like the guest list for a geriatric rock reunion tour, with the only thing missing being your grandpa’s dentures. Let's be real here, if I hear Johnny Cash’s “Cocaine Blues” one more time, I'm gonna start questioning if you're living in a perpetual state of nostalgia or just actively trying to bring back bell bottoms. Seriously, when was the last time you listened to something post-1980? I mean, the '80s exist for a reason. You can only play “Layla” so many times before the guitar starts begging for a nap. Time to update that Spotify, or else start practicing your best “Get Off My Lawn!” impersonation because you’re dangerously close. And then there’s your most played songs. I’ve seen Tinder bios with more variety than your music taste! Where’s the spice, Charlie? Where’s the thrill? You’ve listened to “Good Morning Judge” so many times that I’m surprised you don’t have an invitation to their next court hearing. I’m convinced your Spotify algorithm is just a confused old man, lost and circling the same rock 'n roll block like a stubborn pickup truck. Get with the times! Maybe try some new genres or at least throw in a single pop song to balance out the dusty crates of rockabilly. We’re rooting for you—like a long-lost cousin rooting for you to finally leave the house and discover what real music sounds like!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!