Roasted 2 years ago based on martyna's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Martyna, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in a hipster café. I mean, you’ve got pop, art pop, dance pop, and whatever “Metropopolis” is supposed to be—did you just throw a bunch of trendy words into a blender? It's like you're trying to prove to everyone that your personality is as eclectic as a thrift shop's playlist, yet all I hear is the sound of desperate attempts to fit in with the cool kids. How about you pick a genre that isn’t an art project gone wrong for once? And let's talk about your top artists. On one hand, you've got Rihanna sending out vibes of unapologetic fierceness and on the other, you've got Yves Tumor, who sounds like they want everyone to listen to their existential crisis while sipping artisanal coffee. What kind of emotional rollercoaster are you on? Are you trying to vibe at a rave or cry in the shower? Your music taste has more mood swings than a toddler who missed nap time, and it’s giving me whiplash just trying to keep up. Your most played songs resemble a mixtape made by someone who's desperately trying to impress their friends at a party by shouting out obscure artists. “Oh, you’ve never heard of ‘King of Hearts’ by Kim Petras? It's soooo good!” How many more variations of “I’m trying too hard to be unique” do you want in your life? Honestly, if your Spotify profile was a snack, it would be a kale chip: trying to be healthy but just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Keep it up, and you might just start a “Martyna’s Cringe Playlist” – I’ll even volunteer to curate it.

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