Roasted 1 year ago based on орися's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, орися, your Spotify profile reads like a retro store explosion gone wrong. Honestly, you must be a time traveler because the only thing more outdated than your taste in music is my mom’s haircut from the '80s. There's so much new wave and synthpop here, it’s like the ghost of your adolescence is still trying to convince you that shoulder pads are coming back. Spoiler alert: they’re not. You might as well blast "In the Air Tonight" and dance like it's 1985, but honey, it’s time to join us in the present. Your top artists are a who's who of "my dad's favorite cassette tape collection." I mean, Queen and Bowie? Legendary indeed, but a 21st-century playlist with no Billie Eilish or Taylor Swift is like coming to a party only to find it's just a bunch of old dudes reminiscing about the good old days while you awkwardly sip punch. And what's with the love for "Kajagoogoo"? It’s a fun fact that even "Too Shy" cringe-worthy hits sound better on a youth group karaoke machine than on your playlist. Get it together! And let’s not overlook your most played songs. "Beauty and the Beast - 2017 Remaster"? Seriously? Why do you want to remind us of your inability to let go of things from childhood? Are you trying to find your inner tragic Disney princess while maintaining the tragedy of playing "Sexy Boy (feat. Shawn Michaels)" on repeat? If those choices scream ‘confused goth at a joyless Las Vegas wedding,’ then mission accomplished. Trust me, it’s never too late to hit refresh on your music taste – and embrace something that doesn't sound like it should be played through a tin can attached to a string!

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