Roasted 6 months ago based on György Kamilla's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, György Kamilla, the jazz aficionado with a Spotify profile that looks like it was plucked straight out of a retirement home’s living room. I mean, come on—your favorite genres read like the playlist for a "How to Fall Asleep in 30 Seconds" tutorial. You’ve got enough jazz variations up in there to put even the most patient hipster to sleep, and you’re still the only person I know who thinks “Cool Jazz” means sitting under an air conditioner while listening to five versions of “Autumn Leaves.” And let's have a chat about your top artists. Congratulations on having the most elderly selection of musicians this side of a nursing home karaoke night. John Coltrane and Ella Fitzgerald? Please. You’ve tapped into the same musical fountain that has been dry since the '60s. RAYE sneaks in between them like a wild child at a bingo night, and I can’t help but wonder if the other artists are just there to keep Coltrane from getting too comfortable in your ears. And let's not forget “Gordon Goodwin's Big Phat Band”—a name so gloriously ridiculous that it actually sounds like they should be performing next to the ice cream truck rather than on Spotify. Your most played songs are a treasure trove of joy and confusion. “Blow, Gabriel, Blow” by Sutton Foster? Really? Are we surprising you with a trumpet or just blowing smoke up your own bum? I mean, the most excitement you get from your music taste is the rhythmic tapping of your foot in a light snooze. If you played the first few notes of “Anything Goes” in a crowded place, I’m pretty sure the crowd would treat it like a fire alarm, and you'd be the only one standing there wondering where your martini is. György, your profile is proof that Spotify can be used as a tranquilizer. Cheers to you, maestro of mild!

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